cartel:

tsarcasm:

This could be us but thank god it’s not


This is fucking scary. Why
repaving:

May 3, 2014
     I was laying in bed when I thought of this, and practically threw myself across the room to a pen and some paper to write it down. 

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 







A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
- Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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